Monday, November 30, 2009

UPCOMING GIGS & MEXICO TOUR!

So excited for to bring Promethean Healing down to Mexico this month! But before I leave Brooklyn...a few gigs

12/4: Avant Garden
Avant Garden is a full sensory stress-releasing night of insane dancing and debauchery in celebration of the cutting edge sights and sounds of New York City. Presented by Crooked Disco, Vitamin B and FreeNYC, Avant Garden is a full take over brand new Galapagos space in DUMBO. The night is packed with live performances, DJs, Visual Artists, silk dancers, fire twirlers and assorted other surprises.But that’s not it… this is New York so we are counting on you to take this party to the next level. Bring your freak, your artist, your fire eating, and your dance moves to to floor. We want to see impromptu burlesque, elaborate headdresses, performance pieces, and however else you get down. This is your night… we just provide the framework.

WITH A LIVE SET BY:
Claire Hux
DCs party rocking trio of Symbol, DLake, and Morsy bring their unstoppable energy to the stage for an explosion of next level rhymes and beats. Having shared the stage with acts such as Kid Cudi, Wale, Spank Rock, Devlin & Darko, Diplo, Rye Rye, Yo! Majesty, Blaqstarr, Nadastrom, Hollywood Holt, Million Dollar Mano,and more they definitely know how to rock a party right!

http://clairehux.com/

DJ SETS BY:
$mall ¢hange
$mall ¢hange (aka James Dier) will never stop. A musical addict, he’s been collecting and DJing for over 15 years, has 10s of thousands of records, in every conceivable genre and time period. Out in clubland $mall ¢hange has played in every conceivable downtown NYC/BK venue you can think of, swank, underground, big, small–but always funky.

DJ Tektite (Vitamin B)
Tektite got his start in the 90’s with Old School (UK) Hardcore. He is still searching for records that carry that old school sound while rounding out his repertoire with the massive warbled bass of electro &
fidget house, and the booty bounce of Baltimore Club. Tektite is also co-founder and resident of the Brooklyn based breakbeat and electro party VitaminB.

http://vitaminbreaks.com/

DJ Kester (Crooked Disco / Savage Ballet)
The bass loving’, funky disco revival breakbeat half of NYC’s party rocking Crooked Disco camp, Kester bring a mix of booty bass, rave house, baseline electro and rugged dubstep to the tables for a mixed up dance assault dripping with low end theory.

http://crooked-disco.com

VISUALS BY:
C-TRL Labs
C-TRL Labs (Nika Offenbac and Devan Simunovich) is boundary-blurring duo breaking ground in film and video, installations, sound sculptures, VJ performances, and animated projections. Their live performance combines 2D and 3D animations that are edited and abused live to the accompanying soundtrack. The result is a full on sensory overload of geometric explosions and deconstructed animations.

FIRE MASSAGE BY MADAMN BURNZ:
Sent as a messenger from Pele, Burnz created the Fire Massage to empower beings to experience fire & dance as spiritual healing. As an interactive art installation, a fire massage heals, enlivens, and empowers individually & collectively. Using the Tibetan singing bowl as a tuning instrument into the receiver's chakra system, these energetic vortexes provide a map for flames to heal and strengthened the mind and body. Crystals are used to remove toxins within the confines of the relaxing massage atmosphere. A visually artistic display, come visit the alter to observe and partcipate.

THE AVANT GARDEN CABARET
A bevy of silk dancers, fire twirlers, hoopers, and other dancefloor luminaries transform with unexpected delights throughout the night

PLUS
It all goes down in a two floor playground of a space featuring a 1600 square foot indoor lake, 200″ projection screen, and reinforced lighting from the Crooked Disco crew.

12/10: Rock the Bells @ Rebel, NYC
Rockstar Music by Vicio, Natasha Wilox
Fire Eating & Massage by Madamn Burnz
Free Vodka 730- 830pm
540 W. 30th St, NYC
$10 @ the door, $8 in advance

Friday, November 20, 2009

Communication & Strength

Earlier this week a licensed massage therapist contacted me to do a trade; he was interested in receiving a fire massage and he wanted to offer me a massage in return.

Since he had responded to my post looking for a potential investor, I agreed; I also agreed because my back has been experiencing intense waves of pain! Now, as a yoga teacher, I know the only way to truly alleviate pain is to get rid of it yourself; for me, one of my most empowering experiences was my self-healing of my broken spine. (Another story for another blog post); however, I remember my physical therapist telling me that the most important thing for my spine to recieve during its healing process was deep tactile stimulation...which only another can provide --( comment up for debate as per account of yanuma rolling balls and perhaps a bed of nails;0))..so, because of these 2 reasons, I conceded to have this guy do an exchange with me.

He seemed quite eager to receive a massage, as he called me numerous times, continually sent me emails with varied availabilities, and followed up on his inquiry. On tuesday pm, he called and asked if we could do the massage that evening. On account of Asa's birthday of which I was hoping to celebrate, I refused the offer. I also refused the offer because it was an evening call- now although I know this exchange was purely a trade of 2 body workers, i still am hesitant to invite clients into my space at dark hours...maybe its my own sexual vibe that drives in the perverts but a lady has to be careful.

So we arranged for him to come on thursday am, and he did, at 945am (about 3 hours before my usual afternoon wake up...im up all night usually!) I noticed immediately that his ability to communicate with me was off, as we were unable to decide who was going to 'receive' first. I thought it quite odd that it ended up being him, as I obviously had just woken up, hadn't moved, and was quite groggy.

The fire massage is a delicate task that requires the right environment and the right state of mind. This guy was preoccupied with his head positioning and body temperature. As soon as I began to play the singing bowl to his very very tense body, the bowl refused resonance above the 3rd chakra. Oddly, it wasn't really resonating anywhere; it sang a deep, quiet tone, mapping his chakras as ultimately closed and not receiving. Since he came to me for an energy treatment, and was a massage therapist himself, I leaned towards the more energetic aspect of the massage, eager to bring strength to his chakra system as a whole.

I noticed a particular blockage at vissudha, the 5th chakra, to the point where intution and meditation were completely blocked off. I thus focused the massage on opening the throat and unblocking the sushumna and nadi (channels allowing for the kundalini flow), going through 11 torches total. The crystals were placed mainly above the 3rd chakra, through I wished I had a long line of amethyst to lie on his back and remove all the toxins. I remained silent during the healing, though I wish I had provided him with more verbal guidance - just like how Kiana guided me through my healing with her last year when my spine broke.

Afterwards, I asked him how he felt and he responded with 'fine' 'cold' 'the sensation of the fire felt good' ' i was expecting nothing so thus i cant say anything outstanding.' he told me that he wanted to recieve first so he could massage me like how i massaged him..while i tried to explain that I provided a healing service and he provided a biological service and there was really no way the 2 would coincide, his communication center was so blocked that these words sounded deeply foreign.

So foreign that his entire massage consisted of assisted strechting and stop mid back, thus giving me a lingering upper back pain for the rest of the day. Despite my precise needs, he seemed unable to focus his attention enough to purely work on the spot I required.

Afterwards, I realized that these clients, the ones whose chakras swirl so silently they seem inert, are the ones who need my services the most. He was my first totally blocked reciever, and thus have greater insight on how to reach creatures as such- through verbal guidance, more 'hands on fire', and deeper descriptions of each piece.

So the massage exchange proved to be educational and inspirational, strengthening both of our communication centers. Whatta beaut.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Capturing the Flames

If I could some up my approach to fire in one short 3 minute video, it would be:

a flowing motion of lightness and dark, moving around each other in a deep empowering symbol of love.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Naked Fire Massage

Despite the pictures I have been using to provide my service, I am thinking of removing the possibility of any of my subjects being nude.

I had an awful experience with a young boy who wanted a naked massage. He insisted that we focus on his groinal area, which was fine because I can relate to the tension kept there. Afterwards he textually based assaulted me for not providing a 'happy ending.'

The fire massage is offered as a service to balance energy, create a dynamic chakratic flow, and bring strength to the receiver. It helps eliminate fear of the unknown, as well as establishing a center for elemental creativity. While I am all in favor of being comfortably nude, I am finding my subjects are TOO focused on their sexual organs and find themselves fantasizing about me providing a sexual service to them.

I appreciate any feedback you have on how to help elimante massage clients wanting sex...love.

New Space for Massages!

As I walk the search for a home for the fire massage, I have found a temporary base for the month of November.

I set up a beautiful alter in my home in Bed- Stuy. I have included a number of new power objects, including a goose's claw, a feathered dried sea whip, and a new xotic natural lotion product.

Contact me via madamnburnz@gmail.com to set up an appointment!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Testimonials

NY Press, Time OUT NY, Fuck the Recession, Rebel NYC, October 8, 2009
" But by far the hottest moments of the night came from the ladies playing with fire. Madame Burnz, Squiddie and Ali Luminescent entertained the crowd with fire hoops and flame dancing. When Burnz wasn’t downstairs performing or eating fire in the cages over the dance floor she was entrancing onlookers and relaxing the willing with her fire massages in the upstairs lounge. Everything was rather tame and, with the exception of a few shirtless men, volunteers on whom Burnz exhibited the relaxing qualities of fire and flame chose to keep their clothes on rather due to a case of stage fright or fear of singed skin; however, modesty went out the window after one partygoer took off her top exposed both a nipple ring and a bumper sticker emblazed with the motto of the party—“You Are Young Beautiful and Broke”—and shouted: “I can’t believe I’m showing my tits to a room of strangers. I’m a fucking porn star,” before succumbing to Burnz flame work and drawing a packed house to the upper level or the bar." - Jordan Galloway, Bash Compactor: Recession Fuckers

Full Article:
http://www.nypress.com/article-20488-bash-compactor-recession-fuckers.html

Ian Lebowitz, Back injury, 52
“My session with Lauren was an amazing new experience. She brought several unique tools to treat my ailing back and neck using various methods. I would call it part new-age and traditional hands on massage.

The session consisted of using crystals, a roller, chimes, and a strong, yet relaxing massage. Oh, and she also twirls fire rods over your body. I had concerns and visions that she would literally light my living room on fire, but any fears quickly vanished as Lauren proved experienced with the flames and was in total control.

The warmth and sounds of the flame are calming, yet invigorating. She was also very cool and down to earth. A big plus. I highly recommend this experience.”

Eli Chess, Alabaster & Chess, Owner, 26, Back Pain
A long time devotee to the thai massage, I was hesitant to stray far from my comfort zone. It only took one pass of Ms. Lauren's flame to fully realize the healing strength of the Fire Massage. A soothing yet deep massage combined with heated oils and earth stones, Ms. Lauren worked wonders on my strained lower back and relaxed my entire body and mind. The heat and power of the fire was an incredible addition to the massage experience and together with Ms. Lauren's massage techniques made me feel like a new person!

Fire indoors

Although the Upper East Side is uptight, my previous apartment is way more laid back than any other indoor space I've this encountered.

I just returned to Brooklyn after nearly 4 glorious months fire massaging around the USA. When we weren't at a festival, busking was my main form of entrancing people into the antics of the massage. Some places were friendly to the open flames, but loads of places around California fear forest fires. Either way, the summer was hot and it's easy to get people to remove clothing when they're out for fun in the sun.

Now that the weather's getting cold, the parks are scarce, and my home is within other's, I am constantly convincing people that I will not burn their houses down. I preformed at Manville, a Syracuse University home of 6 crazily awesome dudes, and after having them remove their smoke alarms, they too feared the indoor fires (despite the hundreds of drunk people who stole amongst other things a violin bow and my lucky strikes).

I am yearned for a place to bring my willing clients to. While the excitment of the fire massage lives on, its place still has not been found within the community.

But I search on.