Testimonials

NY Press, Time OUT NY, Fuck the Recession, Rebel NYC, October 8, 2009
" But by far the hottest moments of the night came from the ladies playing with fire. Madame Burnz, Squiddie and Ali Luminescent entertained the crowd with fire hoops and flame dancing. When Burnz wasn’t downstairs performing or eating fire in the cages over the dance floor she was entrancing onlookers and relaxing the willing with her fire massages in the upstairs lounge. Everything was rather tame and, with the exception of a few shirtless men, volunteers on whom Burnz exhibited the relaxing qualities of fire and flame chose to keep their clothes on rather due to a case of stage fright or fear of singed skin; however, modesty went out the window after one partygoer took off her top exposed both a nipple ring and a bumper sticker emblazed with the motto of the party—“You Are Young Beautiful and Broke”—and shouted: “I can’t believe I’m showing my tits to a room of strangers. I’m a fucking porn star,” before succumbing to Burnz flame work and drawing a packed house to the upper level or the bar." - Jordan Galloway, Bash Compactor: Recession Fuckers

Full Article:
http://www.nypress.com/article-20488-bash-compactor-recession-fuckers.html

Ian Lebowitz, Back injury, 52
“My session with Lauren was an amazing new experience. She brought several unique tools to treat my ailing back and neck using various methods. I would call it part new-age and traditional hands on massage.

The session consisted of using crystals, a roller, chimes, and a strong, yet relaxing massage. Oh, and she also twirls fire rods over your body. I had concerns and visions that she would literally light my living room on fire, but any fears quickly vanished as Lauren proved experienced with the flames and was in total control.

The warmth and sounds of the flame are calming, yet invigorating. She was also very cool and down to earth. A big plus. I highly recommend this experience.”

Eli Chess, Alabaster & Chess, Owner, 26, Back Pain
A long time devotee to the thai massage, I was hesitant to stray far from my comfort zone. It only took one pass of Ms. Lauren's flame to fully realize the healing strength of the Fire Massage. A soothing yet deep massage combined with heated oils and earth stones, Ms. Lauren worked wonders on my strained lower back and relaxed my entire body and mind. The heat and power of the fire was an incredible addition to the massage experience and together with Ms. Lauren's massage techniques made me feel like a new person!